Wednesday, 22 February 2012

London's dildo skyscrapers

If London's skyscrapers were dildos, which would be the one for you? This personality quiz (endorsed by the Ron Jeremy School of Psychology) will give you an insight into your kinks and perversions based on your answer.

The BT Tower
What for? Deep penetration with a teasing head on the end.
Who for? Those who want a shape that mimics all the good things about a penis
You are: Kinky, but right now just want pleasure without all the fuss

Canary Wharf
What for? High end, glass constructed decadence
Who for? Girls and boys who like their dildos to come with diamonds on the top and who like to show off (it's even got a flashing light on the end!)
You are: So bling, darling, and you want everyone to see

Crystal Palace TV Mast
What for? Medical-based syringe plunger fun
Who for? Anyone with a thing for enemas and dressing up as doctors and nurses
You are: Edgy, a fantasist, and like having water squirted up your behind

The Gherkin
What for? This actually is a dildo, it just happens to have people working inside
Who for? People new to this kind of thing
You are: Looking for a straightforward orgasm

St Paul's Cathedral
What for? Stretching. "We're gonna need some lube!"
Who for? Bold kinksters with a penchant for pain then pleasure
You are: The type who likes to show off with something big but probably can't see it through

The Shard
What for? S and M adventures
Who for? Those who get off on pain
You are: In need of a spanking

Centre Point
What for? Who the hell knows?
Who for? Dark, dark people
You are: Beyond redemption

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