I was recently asked by a flirtatious colleague of mine what I do with myself when I'm standing naked in front of G. She was a little drunk when she asked this question, and so was I, which is probably why I gave an honest answer.
"I mean, what, do you just stand there?" She asked.
"Huh? Well, yeah..."
"But don't you ever just grab it, I mean men can't help but grab it?"
"It? Oh, yeah, well, you know, maybe a bit of a fondle. Depends on my mood."
"Yeah. If I'm feeling a bit slutty then I'll hold myself, maybe caress my arse, you know."
This colleague recently moved on to another company. She was a little older than myself and, if G had agreed to it, I would happily have got naked for her so she could see what I did with myself. I have her email...maybe I should have a chat with G...