The time has come again for me to shop for new underwear for myself. G usually buys me boxer shorts but she isn't around today and I'm bored.
It can be difficult finding good, sexy boxers. So many manufacturers think that men's underwear is ripe for comic book characters, cartoon animals and other such 'amusing' images. I don't want amusing images on my crotch. The last thing men want is their audience laughing when trousers are dropped.
Give me something short, tight and fairly plain. I want her to focus on my butt and bulge, not trying to read what Superman is saying.