Monday, 22 September 2014

The Horny Games

Once again I have been inspired by a series of pornographic images. The general theme of the images was maledom paintball; a naked female is set loose in the woods and a group of men have to hunt her down and 'mark' her for themselves.

Firstly; is this misogynistic objectification? Secondly; wouldn't it be very painful to be hit by a paintball on naked skin? To answer the first question; yes, but that's part of the fun (fellow feminists please keep reading). As for the second question, I propose an alternative:

The Horny Games V1
Wearing nothing but running shoes, two or three women are released into the wild. A group of horny men, decked out in camouflaged clothing and equipped with ropes, handcuffs and sex toys are then allowed to pursue thirty minutes later.

The men have to individually hunt down the women. When they capture one they can tie or handcuff them, toy with them then have sex with them. Once the man has 'marked' his prey he is out of the game and must release the woman. She then has to resume being hunted; the woman who is marked the most is the loser (or winner, depending on your point of view).

Very misogynistic right? Well the feminist in me thinks there should also be an alternative. Therefore:

The Horny Games V2
As per the above, except there are only a couple of naked men released for a group of horny women to pursue. However, men, for the most part, are physically stronger than women. For this version the ladies can therefore use ropes, nets and traps to capture the men. They also have tazers to give their trophies a choice; submit peacefully or be tazered and submit painfully.

Once a female has her man tied and subdued she can set about pleasuring herself with him. To take him out of the game she can make him orgasm. If she's feeling generous to her fellow hunters she can release him with a full load.

So there you go; The Horny Games. Now I just need some willing participants and a forest...

2 comments:

  1. How very appropriate in timing! You see, I'm going to hunting games this weekend. Yes, actual hunting games. Males and females sign up to be hunter or prey (or both, there's several rounds). The hunters have paintball guns. The prey offer rewards for their own captures, and once captured are stripped naked (who wants to be naked in a forest?) on a stage where you can do all sorts of naughty stuff to them (respecting their limit card they filled out ahead of time). It's in a forest. And being prey is the most fun to be had for the day.
    Obviously you just need to come to the US, and participants won't be an issue. I'll volunteer...will you be hunter or prey?

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    1. Best response to a post ever! Naked hunting? "I'm doing that!" Fantastic, and I do very much wish I was in the US for this. I would be a hunter, though would maybe give prey a try at some point. Massively jealous; I look forward to reading all about it.

      O x

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