tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959218742541029286.post2283797668299411762..comments2023-06-01T15:56:55.278+01:00Comments on Love and lust in London: Men's underwearLove and lust in Londonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863819296197685532noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959218742541029286.post-84621090110972815592014-07-08T19:24:52.703+01:002014-07-08T19:24:52.703+01:00Fantastic; I'm thinking this should be my new ...Fantastic; I'm thinking this should be my new anthem (set to the tune of Bananaman)<br /><br />OLove and lust in Londonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863819296197685532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959218742541029286.post-47740979342858889722014-07-07T22:07:16.336+01:002014-07-07T22:07:16.336+01:00What man wears beneath his trousers
Women confide,...What man wears beneath his trousers<br />Women confide, seldom arouses<br /><br />Silken briefs or satin thong<br />Will make her giggle loud and long<br /><br />Of course, you’lll never stand a chance<br />in saggy, Y-front underpants<br /><br />Wear boxer shorts, ideally plain<br />(Not Disney, cartoons are a pain<br /><br />in the bum) Tartan only for the Scots<br />No stars and stripes, no polka dots<br /><br />No union jacks or football logos<br />Phallic jokes? Definitely no-noes<br /><br />Regard your underwear as a friendly go-between<br />So teach it manners, and above all, keep it clean.<br /><br /><i>~ Roger McGough</i>Innocent Loverboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16564876728079783376noreply@blogger.com